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To say half-term Governor Sarah Palin’s 3rd book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy“, was a total failure, is an understatement. All that remains to be seen is just how low it will go.
It seems that Palin underestimated her opponent. Christmas will not be defeated by rice krispie treats or McCormick’s chile recipes. Or guns. Or her breasts.
Todd’s Got the Rifle, Sarah Palin’s Got the Rack
“Last year, however, I think I was able to pull off a good one for him. To combat the anti-gun chatter coming from Washington, I surprised him with a nice, needed, powerful gun. I then asked him for a metal gun holder for my four-wheeler. Not only was this small act of civil disobedience fun, it allowed me to finally live out one of my favorite lines from a country song: “He’s got the rifle, I got the rack.” – Sarah Palin
If you are interested in a laugh out loud funny compilation of palin’s best quotes, Dan Amira at NY Mag created a fantastic War On Christmas soundboard with the craziest quotes from her juvenile book.
In an article written by Sarah Jones at Politicus USA yesterday, Sarah Palin’s book was ranked #467 on Amazon’s Best sellers list. As of the writing of this post, it has dropped to #620.
Amazon Comments Deck Sarah Palin’s Halls
Annette says:
“what is Sarah Palin’s reaction to first graders being mowed down while their parents were at home wrapping their Christmas presents? ‘Yeehaw! Guns and tits.’ This is the person’s who lecturing you on spirituality.”
You don’t have to read the book, thanks to Priscilla Wood‘s summation:
1.- Atheists are angry people.
2.- Christians are good people.
3.- If you are not Christian you don’t know right from wrong.
4.- Facebook is tough stuff, lots of hateful comments there, ya know?
5.- Chronically offended Palin makes her point of how offensive others can be by engaging in name calling, i.e, mainstream media is now “lamestream media” and atheists are now Scrooges, this of course takes away from her argument.
6.- Big box stores should be allowed to print the word “Christmas” on their advertisement.
Maybe it’s just that the world has enough rice krispie treat recipes. Either way, Christmas one, Sarah Palin zero chance of ever succeeding at anything.
Image Credit to: Dan Amira
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