In an Elfidential Address from the Ornamental Office, Santa Claus made the shocking pronouncement that he is indefinitely suspending the Checking of Lists. This unexpected move has sent shock waves all through the North Pole.
Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman, speaking on behalf of The Workshop, sought to reassure the Elves of the North Pole early Tuesday morning:
“Santa understands the fear and frustration that this decision has caused, and he did not make it lightly. He als...
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