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Santa Claus December 19 Elfidential Address To The North Pole

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Santa Claus Seal

Greetings my fellow Elves.

I come before you tonight, because my policy, and by extension, that of my Administration has always been one of openness and full disclosure.I am happy to report that Elfwood Snowflake has returned to the North Pole. He surrendered himself to me, personally, early this morning.

In an earlier statement, Secretary Frost announced that he believed that Snowflake had fled t...

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NPSA Elfwood Snowflake Breach Confirmed By Jack Frost

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North Pole Dept of Defense Seal

Greetings Fellow North Poleans,

At 0900 on Sunday, we discovered a serious breach of North Pole Security at the NPSA while performing routine maintenance on Santa Claus’ Naughty and Nice database. We can confirm at this time that all Naughty and Nice files were copied...

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Elfwood Snowflake Breaches NPSA Security

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Elfwood SnowFlake

NORTH POLE (TDJ) — We have just received word from a high-ranking unnamed source at the North Pole Security Agency.

Shortly after 9 am this morning, a massive breach of North Pole Security was discovered. The perpetrator has been identified as Elfwood Snowflake. Snowflake was employed by  Booze And Humbug, a private firm under contract with the NPSA .

There seems to be a complete shutdown of com...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Interview Concludes

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Rudolph Interview Part 2

NORTH POLE (TDJ) Today I bring you the conclusion of my interview with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. In case you missed the first part, you may read it here.

Rudolph Interview Conclusion

When we last spoke, you indicated that “somehow they knew you were there”. What makes you think that?

As I said, only true believers can actually see us, and we all know that CRAZY doesn’t believe in anything th...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Exclusive Interview

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Captivity

NORTH POLE (TDJ) I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was released from Tim Cratchit Memorial yesterday afternoon.

Last evening, Clarice Reindeer invited me to their home to celebrate Rudolph’s return with their family and friends. (As I previously mentioned, Rudolph and I have been dear personal friends since 1964. )

Following dinner, Rudolph asked if I had time to record his...

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