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Defense Secretary Frost Releases Rudolph Update

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North Pole Dept of Defense Seal

Good Evening.

We are pleased to report that Colonel Rudolph is recovering following an emergency transfusion of Christmas Magic at Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital.  Once he has been fully debriefed, we will allow to share any non-classified details with you at the earliest opportunity.

We can now confirm that the incident that occurred on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 involving Colonel Rudolph was no...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Missing

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NORTH POLE (TDP) – In a Friday morning briefing, Workshop Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman announced that they have lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and members of his NOEL 1701st Brigade security escort team.

“Early Tuesday evening, Colonel Rudolph and his team was flying a routine pre-Christmas intelligence gathering mission. Due to poor visibility and unusually powerful tailwinds caused by a massive Winter storm, Rudolph nearly collided with a Boeing 747 Passenger jet on route from Dallas, TX to Miami, Fl.”

Snowman  continue...

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