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Santa Claus December 19 Elfidential Address To The North Pole

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Santa Claus Seal

Greetings my fellow Elves.

I come before you tonight, because my policy, and by extension, that of my Administration has always been one of openness and full disclosure.I am happy to report that Elfwood Snowflake has returned to the North Pole. He surrendered himself to me, personally, early this morning.

In an earlier statement, Secretary Frost announced that he believed that Snowflake had fled t...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Interview Concludes

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Rudolph Interview Part 2

NORTH POLE (TDJ) Today I bring you the conclusion of my interview with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. In case you missed the first part, you may read it here.

Rudolph Interview Conclusion

When we last spoke, you indicated that “somehow they knew you were there”. What makes you think that?

As I said, only true believers can actually see us, and we all know that CRAZY doesn’t believe in anything th...

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Grinch Factor Declares “Claus Is The Cause”

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Grinch Ponder

Well, folks, this is it. The end of Christmas as we know it has finally come.

Many are blaming the anti-Christmas domestic terrorist group SANITY (that’s right, I said it, terrorists!), and the softening of our North Pole morals by passing laws like GREAT, the Gay Reindeer and Elf Alliance Treaty. Once enacted last year, it allowed gay and lesbian reindeer and elves to join NOEL  — for waging...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Exclusive Interview

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Captivity

NORTH POLE (TDJ) I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was released from Tim Cratchit Memorial yesterday afternoon.

Last evening, Clarice Reindeer invited me to their home to celebrate Rudolph’s return with their family and friends. (As I previously mentioned, Rudolph and I have been dear personal friends since 1964. )

Following dinner, Rudolph asked if I had time to record his...

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Bill O’Reilly Relates Christmas To Cultural Struggle

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In an escalation of Holiday rhetoric, Bill O’Reilly responds to Jon Stewart’s latest assertion that the War On Christmas doesn’t exist.

“I hope Jon Stewa...

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