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Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever Received

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Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever Received

Greetings Boys and Girls!

Every year, millions of boys and girls around the world receive truly awful presents. I receive stacks of complaint letters every year from boys and girls who believe these “gifts” came from my Workshop. I assure you, they do not!

I sorted through last years letters to bring you Santa’s Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever  Received.

In my role as Father Christmas, this l...

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Santa Claus December 19 Elfidential Address To The North Pole

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Santa Claus Seal

Greetings my fellow Elves.

I come before you tonight, because my policy, and by extension, that of my Administration has always been one of openness and full disclosure.I am happy to report that Elfwood Snowflake has returned to the North Pole. He surrendered himself to me, personally, early this morning.

In an earlier statement, Secretary Frost announced that he believed that Snowflake had fled t...

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Top 10 Best Christmas Songs Ever Written

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Top 10 Best Christmas Songs

Greetings Boys and Girls!

If you are anything like Santa, Christmas Music has a way of taking you back to a special time in your life. I have sorted through thousands of songs in order to bring you Santa’s personal Top 10 Best Christmas Songs Ever written for you to add to your playlists.

In my role as Father Christmas, this list may be construed as definitive.

Top 10 Best Christmas Songs Ever W...

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Santa Claus Is Color Blind

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There seems to be a new nontroversy brewing about the color of my skin. I must respectfully disagree with an article written by Aisha Harris of Slate Magazine. I am not now, nor will I ever be a Penguin.

I am a kindly, portly, elderly human being, usually male (but open-minded to change), who is very real, yet still quite imaginary.

It also goes without saying, that I also disagree with Megyn Ke...

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Mr Grinch – The Horror Of Whoville

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Grinch Max

It’s a well known fact around the North Pole that I do not enjoy adding names to my Naughty List. I never have, and I never will. I’ve become ever more forgiving and lenient because, frankly, I believe that most children are inherently Nice. It is far easier to just label a child “Naughty”, than it is to address the issues behind their bad behavior. But not you.

The Horror Of Whoville

In my many c...

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