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Greetings Fellow North Poleans,

At 0900 on Sunday, we discovered a serious breach of North Pole Security at the NPSA while performing routine maintenance on Santa Claus’ Naughty and Nice database. We can confirm at this time that all Naughty and Nice files were copied...

It’s a well known fact around the North Pole that I do not enjoy adding names to my Naughty List. I never have, and I never will. I’ve become ever more forgiving and lenient because, frankly, I believe that most children are inherently Nice. It is far easier to just label a child “Naughty”, than it is to address the issues behind their bad behavior. But not you.

The Horror Of Whoville

In my many c...

Good Evening.

We are pleased to report that Colonel Rudolph is recovering following an emergency transfusion of Christmas Magic at Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital.  Once he has been fully debriefed, we will allow to share any non-classified details with you at the earliest opportunity.

We can now confirm that the incident that occurred on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 involving Colonel Rudolph was no...

Good Evening.

At 0700 on Tuesday, while on a routine patrol and intelligence gathering mission over the United States  we lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his security detail from the 1701st Airborne. We believe they are currently being held hostage by CRAZY agents in the Southern United States.

At Colonel Comet’s request, I have temporarily re-assigned him to the p...

NORTH POLE (TDP) – In a Friday morning briefing, Workshop Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman announced that they have lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and members of his NOEL 1701st Brigade security escort team.

“Early Tuesday evening, Colonel Rudolph and his team was flying a routine pre-Christmas intelligence gathering mission. Due to poor visibility and unusually powerful tailwinds caused by a massive Winter storm, Rudolph nearly collided with a Boeing 747 Passenger jet on route from Dallas, TX to Miami, Fl.”

Snowman  continue...