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Elfwood Snowflake Debacle Exposes Real Santa Claus

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Grinch Ponder

I see Santa has taken notice of my Claus is the Cause editorial and added me to his “Naughty List.” While I will address this very soon, I think a more pressing matter should be discussed first. Read further, friends, for the real story on the unfolding NPSA scandal, and look forward to my direct response to Santa regarding Claus is the Cause. 

Here it is, folks...

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CRAZY Governor Scott Walker Steals Christmas

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Scatt Walker Grinch

In a stunning development,Scott Walker, Governor of the American State of Wisconsin just stole Christmas from 1.4 million Wisconsin children. This is crazy, even by CRAZY standards.

In a fundraising email, Walker asked potential donors to his upcoming Gubernatorial campaign to:

Instead of electronics or toys that will undoubtedly be outdated, broken, or lost by the next Holiday Season, help give ...

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CRAZY General Bill O’Reilly Annual Statement On The War On Christmas

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Star Wars Holiday Special Launched The War On Christmas

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The official start date and cause of the War On Christmas has been hotly debated for many years. Some believe it was  manufactured by Emperor Murdoch and his Faux News Empire, led by CRAZY Darth O’Reilly. Darth O’Reilly believes it was the Pro-Choice and the LGBT Rights movement.

Thanks to th...

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