Greetings my fellow Elves.
I come before you tonight, because my policy, and by extension, that of my Administration has always been one of openness and full disclosure.I am happy to report that Elfwood Snowflake has returned to the North Pole. He surrendered himself to me, personally, early this morning.
In an earlier statement, Secretary Frost announced that he believed that Snowflake had fled t...
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