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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Interview Concludes

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Rudolph Interview Part 2

NORTH POLE (TDJ) Today I bring you the conclusion of my interview with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. In case you missed the first part, you may read it here.

Rudolph Interview Conclusion

When we last spoke, you indicated that “somehow they knew you were there”. What makes you think that?

As I said, only true believers can actually see us, and we all know that CRAZY doesn’t believe in anything th...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Exclusive Interview

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Captivity

NORTH POLE (TDJ) I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was released from Tim Cratchit Memorial yesterday afternoon.

Last evening, Clarice Reindeer invited me to their home to celebrate Rudolph’s return with their family and friends. (As I previously mentioned, Rudolph and I have been dear personal friends since 1964. )

Following dinner, Rudolph asked if I had time to record his...

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Sarah Palin Retreats As Christmas Reloads

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To say half-term Governor Sarah Palin’s 3rd book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy“, was a total failure, is an understatement. All that remains to be seen is just how low it will go.

It seems that Palin underestimated her opponent. Christmas will not be defeated by rice krispie treats or McCormick’s chile recipes. Or guns. Or her breasts.

Todd’s Got the Rifle, Sarah Palin’s Got the Rack

Last year, ...

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Sarah Palin Basted In Blood In Failed Turkey Pardon

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Remember Thanksgiving of 2008? The United States was recovering from a brutal Presidential election campaign of the first African-American candidate Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain.

John McCain didn’t just lose the election, he unleashed a ‘Mama Grizzly’ on the nation. He decided that he need to choose a woman for his Vice Presidential running mate to try to counter the historic nature of Barack Obama’s campaign.

Unfortunately for Ameri...

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