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Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever Received

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Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever Received

Greetings Boys and Girls!

Every year, millions of boys and girls around the world receive truly awful presents. I receive stacks of complaint letters every year from boys and girls who believe these “gifts” came from my Workshop. I assure you, they do not!

I sorted through last years letters to bring you Santa’s Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts Ever  Received.

In my role as Father Christmas, this l...

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Santa Claus December 19 Elfidential Address To The North Pole

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Santa Claus Seal

Greetings my fellow Elves.

I come before you tonight, because my policy, and by extension, that of my Administration has always been one of openness and full disclosure.I am happy to report that Elfwood Snowflake has returned to the North Pole. He surrendered himself to me, personally, early this morning.

In an earlier statement, Secretary Frost announced that he believed that Snowflake had fled t...

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Top 10 Best Christmas Songs Ever Written

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Top 10 Best Christmas Songs

Greetings Boys and Girls!

If you are anything like Santa, Christmas Music has a way of taking you back to a special time in your life. I have sorted through thousands of songs in order to bring you Santa’s personal Top 10 Best Christmas Songs Ever written for you to add to your playlists.

In my role as Father Christmas, this list may be construed as definitive.

Top 10 Best Christmas Songs Ever W...

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Top 10 Best Saturday Night Live Christmas Sketches Ever

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Santa Watch Videos

Greetings Boys and Girls!

Saturday Night Live has been providing us with comedic laughs every Saturday night for 38 years. I have chosen to provide you with Santa’s personal Top 10 List of the Best Saturday Night Live Christmas Sketches Ever made.

In my role as Father Christmas, this list may be construed as definitive...

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NPSA Elfwood Snowflake Breach Confirmed By Jack Frost

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North Pole Dept of Defense Seal

Greetings Fellow North Poleans,

At 0900 on Sunday, we discovered a serious breach of North Pole Security at the NPSA while performing routine maintenance on Santa Claus’ Naughty and Nice database. We can confirm at this time that all Naughty and Nice files were copied...

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