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Top 10 Best Christmas Movies Ever Made – Santa’s List

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Top 10 Saturday Night Live Christmas Sketches

Claus Wars Logo Final Main No Stars 195Greetings Boys and Girls, There are many wonderful Christmas movies on Santa’s annual Holiday must-see list. I would not be being honest with you if I didn’t tell you that I am the star of most of them. Vanity is one of Santa’s flaws, I’m afraid. Unfortunately, Hollywood produces more garbage than gems these days, so you have to sort through a lot of coal to find the real Christmas Movie diamonds...

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Ebeneezer Scrooge Confirms There’ll Be No Coal For Christmas This Year

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North Pole Secretary of the Treasury Ebeneezer Scrooge was caught off guard by a reporter as he was leaving ¬†Scrooge & Marley’s late Friday. When asked if there was any truth to the rumors that Santa Claus was considering a major policy shift in The North Pole’s long-standing Stocking Coal Distribution Program for the Naughty, he reportedly replied “Get Out of my way!”

When pressed further, Scroo...

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