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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Interview Concludes

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Rudolph Interview Part 2

NORTH POLE (TDJ) Today I bring you the conclusion of my interview with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. In case you missed the first part, you may read it here.

Rudolph Interview Conclusion

When we last spoke, you indicated that “somehow they knew you were there”. What makes you think that?

As I said, only true believers can actually see us, and we all know that CRAZY doesn’t believe in anything th...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Exclusive Interview

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Captivity

NORTH POLE (TDJ) I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was released from Tim Cratchit Memorial yesterday afternoon.

Last evening, Clarice Reindeer invited me to their home to celebrate Rudolph’s return with their family and friends. (As I previously mentioned, Rudolph and I have been dear personal friends since 1964. )

Following dinner, Rudolph asked if I had time to record his...

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Rudolph Responding Well To Christmas Magic Treatment

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Clarice and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

NORTH POLE (TDJ)  Details emerged yesterday in a joint press conference with Defense Secretary Frost and Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital administrator Cindy Lou Who.

“Rudolph asked me to express his gratitude for the love, support and well-wishes he has received from his fellow North Poleans.” Who continued...

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Defense Secretary Frost Releases Rudolph Update

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North Pole Dept of Defense Seal

Good Evening.

We are pleased to report that Colonel Rudolph is recovering following an emergency transfusion of Christmas Magic at Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital.  Once he has been fully debriefed, we will allow to share any non-classified details with you at the earliest opportunity.

We can now confirm that the incident that occurred on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 involving Colonel Rudolph was no...

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Operation Reindeer Down Brings Rudolph Home

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NORTH POLE (TDJ) During Workshop Spokesman Frosty T. Snowman’s daily press briefing, Santa Claus made a surprise appearance.

Santa Claus Delivers Statement On Operation Reindeer

Greetings, Friends.

I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his men are home safe in The North Pole...

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