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In a stunning development,Scott Walker, Governor of the American State of Wisconsin just stole Christmas from 1.4 million Wisconsin children. This is crazy, even by CRAZY standards.
In a fundraising email, Walker asked potential donors to his upcoming Gubernatorial campaign to:
“Instead of electronics or toys that will undoubtedly be outdated, broken, or lost by the next Holiday Season, help give your children the gift of a Wisconsin that we can all be proud of.”
CRAZY Generals Cruz, O’Reilly, Palin have been uncharacteristically silent on this move.
One can only imagine if SANITY President Barack Obama made a similar appeal. One thing is for sure though. The Fox News Empire would be having a full-scale nuclear meltdown.
This is not the first time that CRAZY Scott Walker attacked Wisconsin children. In June of 2011, he proposed a state budget that would cut $1.5 billion dollars from the education budget in order to provide tax breaks to the wealthy.
In April of 2013, he held an interview on the Christian Broadcast Network, owned by CRAZY spiritual leader Pat Robertson of The 700 Club fame. In the interview he stated that
Walker’s move signals a massive crack in the wall of the Christmas Warriors. It is hard to claim that you are defending Christmas when you launch a full-frontal assault on one of the defining traditions of the Holiday for your own personal gain.
This proves that NOEL and SANITY are on the verge of winning the imaginary War On Christmas.
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