One Million Moms Attacks K-Mart In War On Christmas

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One Million Moms, the right wing anti-gay hate group and self-styled ‘moral virtues’ police, have declared War on K-Mart in response to their new “Show Your Joe” Holiday ad:

“The title of the current ad is ‘Show Your Joe,’ and Kmart includes sexual content during a Christmas hand bell choir performance,” One Million Moms warns. “The commercial focuses on several men wearing Joe Boxer underwear thrusting in a sexualized way to the tune of Jingle Bells. They start gyrating and shaking themselves instead of the hand bells, intending to make their “bells” ring in song – which is highly inappropriate.”

Hermey

Editor In Chief at The Daily Jingle
Hermey the Elf, DMD earned his degree in Dental Medicine in 1967 from the North Pole School of Dental Medicine. As the War on Christmas dragged on, he discovered a new passion for Investigative Reporting. In 1987, he founded The Daily Jingle.He still serves as Santa's Chef Executive Dentist.

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