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Ebeneezer Scrooge Confirms There’ll Be No Coal For Christmas This Year

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North Pole Secretary of the Treasury Ebeneezer Scrooge was caught off guard by a reporter as he was leaving  Scrooge & Marley’s late Friday. When asked if there was any truth to the rumors that Santa Claus was considering a major policy shift in The North Pole’s long-standing Stocking Coal Distribution Program for the Naughty, he reportedly replied “Get Out of my way!”

When pressed further, Scroo...

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