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As we enter the 35th year of the War On Christmas, it is easy for a war-weary nation to forget the suffering of the men and women on the front lines. Fortunately, there are dogged War on Christmas Correspondents willing to risk their lives in order to bring these brave soldier’s stories to light.
Chez Paziena is one of those men. Thanks to his dedication, PFC Granville Sawyer can receive the recognition and appreciation from a grateful nation that he deserves for his loyal service.
Here is an excerpt of one of PFC Sawyer’s letters home to his mother:
Communication Intercept #XX,XXX,XXX (USAPA)
Transmitted on: December 19th, 2008
TC: 05:45:21
From: PFC Granville Sawyer, 57th Overlanders (Tactical Infantry)
To: Mrs. Myrna Sawyer, Seattle, WA
“Things are bad here. Word is the military’s moving reinforcements into our position. It’s conscripting the Kwanzaa Regiments into service by promising them freedom after the war. The only ones still standing with us now are the Jewish Brigades. They’re known as Zion’s Lions. Strong fighters, but they make these fire bombs they call Mazel Tov cocktails using bottles of Manischewitz — problem is that the stuff doesn’t light very well.” continue reading
PFC Sawyer is one of the countless unsung heroes of SANITY. As this year’s seasonal escalation of hostilities begin, we must never forget to remember the sacrifices that are made so that we may all shop in peace.
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