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Grinch Factor Declares “Claus Is The Cause”

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Grinch Ponder

Well, folks, this is it. The end of Christmas as we know it has finally come.

Many are blaming the anti-Christmas domestic terrorist group SANITY (that’s right, I said it, terrorists!), and the softening of our North Pole morals by passing laws like GREAT, the Gay Reindeer and Elf Alliance Treaty. Once enacted last year, it allowed gay and lesbian reindeer and elves to join NOEL  — for waging...

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Top 10 Best Christmas Movies Ever Made – Santa’s List

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Top 10 Saturday Night Live Christmas Sketches

Claus Wars Logo Final Main No Stars 195Greetings Boys and Girls, There are many wonderful Christmas movies on Santa’s annual Holiday must-see list. I would not be being honest with you if I didn’t tell you that I am the star of most of them. Vanity is one of Santa’s flaws, I’m afraid. Unfortunately, Hollywood produces more garbage than gems these days, so you have to sort through a lot of coal to find the real Christmas Movie diamonds...

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Santa’s Song Of The Season: The Mockers There’s No War On Christmas

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NORTH POLE (TDJ)  Every year, Santa conducts a search to find a “Song Of The Season”. In order to qualify, a chosen song must capture the True Spirit of Christmas. Once chosen, the winning song will be used as the Official Theme Song of the North Pole for the Christmas Season.

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Operation Reindeer Down Brings Rudolph Home

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NORTH POLE (TDJ) During Workshop Spokesman Frosty T. Snowman’s daily press briefing, Santa Claus made a surprise appearance.

Santa Claus Delivers Statement On Operation Reindeer

Greetings, Friends.

I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his men are home safe in The North Pole...

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Santa Claus Suspends Checking Of Lists

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In an Elfidential Address from the Ornamental Office, Santa Claus made the shocking pronouncement that he is indefinitely suspending the Checking of Lists.  This unexpected move has sent shock waves all through the North Pole.

Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman, speaking on behalf of The Workshop, sought to reassure the Elves of  the North Pole early Tuesday morning:

“Santa understands the fear and frustration that this decision has caused, and he did not make it lightly. He als...

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