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Dec 
Category: News From The Front, North Pole News, North Pole Politics 
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Greetings Fellow North Poleans,
At 0900 on Sunday, we discovered a serious breach of North Pole Security at the NPSA while performing routine maintenance on Santa Claus’ Naughty and Nice database. We can confirm at this time that all Naughty and Nice files were copied...
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Dec Category: News From The Front, North Pole News, North Pole Politics, Video Comments:
Good Evening.
We are pleased to report that Colonel Rudolph is recovering following an emergency transfusion of Christmas Magic at Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital. Once he has been fully debriefed, we will allow to share any non-classified details with you at the earliest opportunity.
We can now confirm that the incident that occurred on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 involving Colonel Rudolph was no...
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Nov Category: News From The Front, North Pole News Comments:
Good Evening.
At 0700 on Tuesday, while on a routine patrol and intelligence gathering mission over the United States we lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his security detail from the 1701st Airborne. We believe they are currently being held hostage by CRAZY agents in the Southern United States.
At Colonel Comet’s request, I have temporarily re-assigned him to the p...
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