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NORTH POLE (TDJ) I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was released from Tim Cratchit Memorial yesterday afternoon.

Last evening, Clarice Reindeer invited me to their home to celebrate Rudolph’s return with their family and friends. (As I previously mentioned, Rudolph and I have been dear personal friends since 1964. )

Following dinner, Rudolph asked if I had time to record his...

In an escalation of Holiday rhetoric, Bill O’Reilly responds to Jon Stewart’s latest assertion that the War On Christmas doesn’t exist.

“I hope Jon Stewa...

In a stunning development,Scott Walker, Governor of the American State of Wisconsin just stole Christmas from 1.4 million Wisconsin children. This is crazy, even by CRAZY standards.

In a fundraising email, Walker asked potential donors to his upcoming Gubernatorial campaign to:

“Instead of electronics or toys that will undoubtedly be outdated, broken, or lost by the next Holiday Season, help give ...

Good Evening.

We are pleased to report that Colonel Rudolph is recovering following an emergency transfusion of Christmas Magic at Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital.  Once he has been fully debriefed, we will allow to share any non-classified details with you at the earliest opportunity.

We can now confirm that the incident that occurred on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 involving Colonel Rudolph was no...

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