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Bill O’Reilly Relates Christmas To Cultural Struggle

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In an escalation of Holiday rhetoric, Bill O’Reilly responds to Jon Stewart’s latest assertion that the War On Christmas doesn’t exist.

“I hope Jon Stewa...

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CRAZY Governor Scott Walker Steals Christmas

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Scatt Walker Grinch

In a stunning development,Scott Walker, Governor of the American State of Wisconsin just stole Christmas from 1.4 million Wisconsin children. This is crazy, even by CRAZY standards.

In a fundraising email, Walker asked potential donors to his upcoming Gubernatorial campaign to:

Instead of electronics or toys that will undoubtedly be outdated, broken, or lost by the next Holiday Season, help give ...

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CRAZY General Bill O’Reilly Annual Statement On The War On Christmas

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Operation Reindeer Down Brings Rudolph Home

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NORTH POLE (TDJ) During Workshop Spokesman Frosty T. Snowman’s daily press briefing, Santa Claus made a surprise appearance.

Santa Claus Delivers Statement On Operation Reindeer

Greetings, Friends.

I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his men are home safe in The North Pole...

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Sarah Palin Retreats As Christmas Reloads

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To say half-term Governor Sarah Palin’s 3rd book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy“, was a total failure, is an understatement. All that remains to be seen is just how low it will go.

It seems that Palin underestimated her opponent. Christmas will not be defeated by rice krispie treats or McCormick’s chile recipes. Or guns. Or her breasts.

Todd’s Got the Rifle, Sarah Palin’s Got the Rack

Last year, ...

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