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Operation Reindeer Down Statement by Secretary Frost

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North Pole Dept of Defense Seal

Good Evening.

At 0700 on Tuesday, while on a routine patrol and intelligence gathering mission over the United States  we lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his security detail from the 1701st Airborne. We believe they are currently being held hostage by CRAZY agents in the Southern United States.

At Colonel Comet’s request, I have temporarily re-assigned him to the p...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Missing

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NORTH POLE (TDP) – In a Friday morning briefing, Workshop Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman announced that they have lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and members of his NOEL 1701st Brigade security escort team.

“Early Tuesday evening, Colonel Rudolph and his team was flying a routine pre-Christmas intelligence gathering mission. Due to poor visibility and unusually powerful tailwinds caused by a massive Winter storm, Rudolph nearly collided with a Boeing 747 Passenger jet on route from Dallas, TX to Miami, Fl.”

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