NPSA Elfwood Snowflake Breach Confirmed By Jack Frost

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North Pole Dept of Defense Seal

Greetings Fellow North Poleans,

At 0900 on Sunday, we discovered a serious breach of North Pole Security at the NPSA while performing routine maintenance on Santa Claus’ Naughty and Nice database. We can confirm at this time that all Naughty and Nice files were copied...

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Elfwood Snowflake Breaches NPSA Security

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Elfwood SnowFlake

NORTH POLE (TDJ) — We have just received word from a high-ranking unnamed source at the North Pole Security Agency.

Shortly after 9 am this morning, a massive breach of North Pole Security was discovered. The perpetrator has been identified as Elfwood Snowflake. Snowflake was employed by  Booze And Humbug, a private firm under contract with the NPSA .

There seems to be a complete shutdown of com...

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A John Waters Christmas

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A John Waters Christmas

You might expect a satirical take-down of the Yuletide season from the man once dubbed the “pope of trash” by no less an expert on such matters than William S. Burroughs. But John Waters is not Scrooge. In fact, he’s resolutely pro-Christmas, albeit in devotion to a somewhat slanted view of the holiday.

In his one-man show, “A John Waters Christmas,” which is at Berklee Performance Center Su...

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Santa Claus Is Color Blind

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There seems to be a new nontroversy brewing about the color of my skin. I must respectfully disagree with an article written by Aisha Harris of Slate Magazine. I am not now, nor will I ever be a Penguin.

I am a kindly, portly, elderly human being, usually male (but open-minded to change), who is very real, yet still quite imaginary.

It also goes without saying, that I also disagree with Megyn Ke...

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Mr Grinch – The Horror Of Whoville

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Grinch Max

It’s a well known fact around the North Pole that I do not enjoy adding names to my Naughty List. I never have, and I never will. I’ve become ever more forgiving and lenient because, frankly, I believe that most children are inherently Nice. It is far easier to just label a child “Naughty”, than it is to address the issues behind their bad behavior. But not you.

The Horror Of Whoville

In my many c...

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