Greetings Fellow North Poleans,

At 0900 on Sunday, we discovered a serious breach of North Pole Security at the NPSA while performing routine maintenance on Santa Claus’ Naughty and Nice database. We can confirm at this time that all Naughty and Nice files were copied...

NORTH POLE (TDJ) — We have just received word from a high-ranking unnamed source at the North Pole Security Agency.

Shortly after 9 am this morning, a massive breach of North Pole Security was discovered. The perpetrator has been identified as Elfwood Snowflake. Snowflake was employed by  Booze And Humbug, a private firm under contract with the NPSA .

There seems to be a complete shutdown of com...

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In his one-man show, “A John Waters Christmas,” which is at Berklee Performance Center Su...

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I am a kindly, portly, elderly human being, usually male (but open-minded to change), who is very real, yet still quite imaginary.

It also goes without saying, that I also disagree with Megyn Ke...

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The Horror Of Whoville

In my many c...