Good evening, my fellow Elves.

I am proud of the success that we have achieved in converting the North Pole to renewable sources of Green and Red energy. Thanks to your efforts, we are no longer dependent on foreign sources of snow and ice. However, we are still dependent on hostile nations to maintain our ever-increasing need for coal.

That ends today.

North Pole Secretary of the Treasury Ebeneezer Scrooge was caught off guard by a reporter as he was leaving  Scrooge & Marley’s late Friday. When asked if there was any truth to the rumors that Santa Claus was considering a major policy shift in The North Pole’s long-standing Stocking Coal Distribution Program for the Naughty, he reportedly replied “Get Out of my way!”

When pressed further, Scroo...

Welcome to the Claus Wars!

I am glad that you are here! I hope we’ll have a lot of fun together poking fun at the ‘War on Christmas’.  More importantly, I hope that if you find my writing and website entertaining, that you will consider donating to a worthy charity of your choice this year.

Those of us who r...