Bill O’Reilly Relates Christmas To Cultural Struggle

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In an escalation of Holiday rhetoric, Bill O’Reilly responds to Jon Stewart’s latest assertion that the War On Christmas doesn’t exist.

“I hope Jon Stewa...

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Santa’s Song Of The Season: The Mockers There’s No War On Christmas

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NORTH POLE (TDJ)  Every year, Santa conducts a search to find a “Song Of The Season”. In order to qualify, a chosen song must capture the True Spirit of Christmas. Once chosen, the winning song will be used as the Official Theme Song of the North Pole for the Christmas Season.

Santa Claus...

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CRAZY Governor Scott Walker Steals Christmas

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Scatt Walker Grinch

In a stunning development,Scott Walker, Governor of the American State of Wisconsin just stole Christmas from 1.4 million Wisconsin children. This is crazy, even by CRAZY standards.

In a fundraising email, Walker asked potential donors to his upcoming Gubernatorial campaign to:

Instead of electronics or toys that will undoubtedly be outdated, broken, or lost by the next Holiday Season, help give ...

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Defense Secretary Frost Releases Rudolph Update

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North Pole Dept of Defense Seal

Good Evening.

We are pleased to report that Colonel Rudolph is recovering following an emergency transfusion of Christmas Magic at Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital.  Once he has been fully debriefed, we will allow to share any non-classified details with you at the earliest opportunity.

We can now confirm that the incident that occurred on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 involving Colonel Rudolph was no...

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CRAZY General Bill O’Reilly Annual Statement On The War On Christmas

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