NORTH POLE (TDJ) During Workshop Spokesman Frosty T. Snowman’s daily press briefing, Santa Claus made a surprise appearance.

Santa Claus Delivers Statement On Operation Reindeer

Greetings, Friends.

I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his men are home safe in The North Pole...

To say half-term Governor Sarah Palin’s 3rd book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy“, was a total failure, is an understatement. All that remains to be seen is just how low it will go.

It seems that Palin underestimated her opponent. Christmas will not be defeated by rice krispie treats or McCormick’s chile recipes. Or guns. Or her breasts.

Todd’s Got the Rifle, Sarah Palin’s Got the Rack

“Last year, ...

Good Evening.

At 0700 on Tuesday, while on a routine patrol and intelligence gathering mission over the United States  we lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and his security detail from the 1701st Airborne. We believe they are currently being held hostage by CRAZY agents in the Southern United States.

At Colonel Comet’s request, I have temporarily re-assigned him to the p...

NORTH POLE (TDP) – In a Friday morning briefing, Workshop Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman announced that they have lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and members of his NOEL 1701st Brigade security escort team.

“Early Tuesday evening, Colonel Rudolph and his team was flying a routine pre-Christmas intelligence gathering mission. Due to poor visibility and unusually powerful tailwinds caused by a massive Winter storm, Rudolph nearly collided with a Boeing 747 Passenger jet on route from Dallas, TX to Miami, Fl.”

Snowman  continue...

Remember Thanksgiving of 2008? The United States was recovering from a brutal Presidential election campaign of the first African-American candidate Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain.

John McCain didn’t just lose the election, he unleashed a ‘Mama Grizzly’ on the nation. He decided that he need to choose a woman for his Vice Presidential running mate to try to counter the historic nature of Barack Obama’s campaign.

Unfortunately for Ameri...