The official start date and cause of the War On Christmas has been hotly debated for many years. Some believe it was  manufactured by Emperor Murdoch and his Faux News Empire, led by CRAZY Darth O’Reilly. Darth O’Reilly believes it was the Pro-Choice and the LGBT Rights movement.

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Good evening my fellow Elves,

I just received word that one of my favorite puppies and bravest NOEL commanders has fallen. It is with a heavy heart and great sadness that I must report to you that Brian Griffin passed away this evening, following a traffic accident.

As we enter the 35th year of the War On Christmas, it is easy for a war-weary nation to forget the suffering of the men and women on the front lines. Fortunately, there are dogged War on Christmas Correspondents willing to risk their lives  in order to bring these brave soldier’s stories to light.

Chez Paziena is one of those men. Thanks to his dedication, PFC Granville Sawyer can receive the recognition and appreciation from a grateful nation that he deserves for his loyal service.

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One Million Moms, the right wing anti-gay hate group and self-styled ‘moral virtues’ police, have declared War on K-Mart in response to their new “Show Your Joe” Holiday ad:

“The title of the current ad is ‘Show Your Joe,’ and Kmart includes sexual content during a Christmas hand bell choir performance,” One Million Moms warns...

In an Elfidential Address from the Ornamental Office, Santa Claus made the shocking pronouncement that he is indefinitely suspending the Checking of Lists.  This unexpected move has sent shock waves all through the North Pole.

Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman, speaking on behalf of The Workshop, sought to reassure the Elves of  the North Pole early Tuesday morning:

“Santa understands the fear and frustration that this decision has caused, and he did not make it lightly. He als...