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NORTH POLE (TDJ) Today I bring you the conclusion of my interview with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. In case you missed the first part, you may read it here.

Rudolph Interview Conclusion

When we last spoke, you indicated that “somehow they knew you were there”. What makes you think that?

As I said, only true believers can actually see us, and we all know that CRAZY doesn’t believe in anything th...

NORTH POLE (TDJ) I am happy to report that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was released from Tim Cratchit Memorial yesterday afternoon.

Last evening, Clarice Reindeer invited me to their home to celebrate Rudolph’s return with their family and friends. (As I previously mentioned, Rudolph and I have been dear personal friends since 1964. )

Following dinner, Rudolph asked if I had time to record his...

Good Evening.

We are pleased to report that Colonel Rudolph is recovering following an emergency transfusion of Christmas Magic at Tim Cratchit Memorial Hospital.  Once he has been fully debriefed, we will allow to share any non-classified details with you at the earliest opportunity.

We can now confirm that the incident that occurred on Tuesday, November 26, 2013 involving Colonel Rudolph was no...