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To say half-term Governor Sarah Palin’s 3rd book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy“, was a total failure, is an understatement. All that remains to be seen is just how low it will go.

It seems that Palin underestimated her opponent. Christmas will not be defeated by rice krispie treats or McCormick’s chile recipes. Or guns. Or her breasts.

Todd’s Got the Rifle, Sarah Palin’s Got the Rack

“Last year, ...

NORTH POLE (TDP) – In a Friday morning briefing, Workshop Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman announced that they have lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and members of his NOEL 1701st Brigade security escort team.

“Early Tuesday evening, Colonel Rudolph and his team was flying a routine pre-Christmas intelligence gathering mission. Due to poor visibility and unusually powerful tailwinds caused by a massive Winter storm, Rudolph nearly collided with a Boeing 747 Passenger jet on route from Dallas, TX to Miami, Fl.”

Snowman  continue...

Remember Thanksgiving of 2008? The United States was recovering from a brutal Presidential election campaign of the first African-American candidate Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain.

John McCain didn’t just lose the election, he unleashed a ‘Mama Grizzly’ on the nation. He decided that he need to choose a woman for his Vice Presidential running mate to try to counter the historic nature of Barack Obama’s campaign.

Unfortunately for Ameri...

The official start date and cause of the War On Christmas has been hotly debated for many years. Some believe it was  manufactured by Emperor Murdoch and his Faux News Empire, led by CRAZY Darth O’Reilly. Darth O’Reilly believes it was the Pro-Choice and the LGBT Rights movement.

Thanks to th...

As we enter the 35th year of the War On Christmas, it is easy for a war-weary nation to forget the suffering of the men and women on the front lines. Fortunately, there are dogged War on Christmas Correspondents willing to risk their lives  in order to bring these brave soldier’s stories to light.

Chez Paziena is one of those men. Thanks to his dedication, PFC Granville Sawyer can receive the recognition and appreciation from a grateful nation that he deserves for his loyal service.

Here ...