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NORTH POLE (TDP) – In a Friday morning briefing, Workshop Press Secretary Frosty T. Snowman announced that they have lost contact with Colonel Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and members of his NOEL 1701st Brigade security escort team.

“Early Tuesday evening, Colonel Rudolph and his team was flying a routine pre-Christmas intelligence gathering mission. Due to poor visibility and unusually powerful tailwinds caused by a massive Winter storm, Rudolph nearly collided with a Boeing 747 Passenger jet on route from Dallas, TX to Miami, Fl.”

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Remember Thanksgiving of 2008? The United States was recovering from a brutal Presidential election campaign of the first African-American candidate Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain.

John McCain didn’t just lose the election, he unleashed a ‘Mama Grizzly’ on the nation. He decided that he need to choose a woman for his Vice Presidential running mate to try to counter the historic nature of Barack Obama’s campaign.

Unfortunately for Ameri...

The official start date and cause of the War On Christmas has been hotly debated for many years. Some believe it was  manufactured by Emperor Murdoch and his Faux News Empire, led by CRAZY Darth O’Reilly. Darth O’Reilly believes it was the Pro-Choice and the LGBT Rights movement.

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Good evening my fellow Elves,

I just received word that one of my favorite puppies and bravest NOEL commanders has fallen. It is with a heavy heart and great sadness that I must report to you that Brian Griffin passed away this evening, following a traffic accident.

One Million Moms, the right wing anti-gay hate group and self-styled ‘moral virtues’ police, have declared War on K-Mart in response to their new “Show Your Joe” Holiday ad:

“The title of the current ad is ‘Show Your Joe,’ and Kmart includes sexual content during a Christmas hand bell choir performance,” One Million Moms warns...